Category: pigeon accounts

A man and a woman were sharing a bag of sunflower seeds on a bench. The woman was telling the man about someone she saw earlier who reminded her of him. “You say the man was tall. But tall relative to what, exactly?” The man asked while tossing some seeds in his mouth. The woman…

An elderly woman made her way down the street using a cane in her right hand to steady herself. With her left hand, she pulled a wheeled canvas shopping bag behind her. Despite the cane, she moved at a fast pace and was nearly to the end of the block when she was forced stop.…

She noticed that the button down shirt he wore under his suit jacket was the same blue and white stripe pattern on his socks. This made her wonder whether they were connected underneath his suit. Whether he was dressed like a toddler in footie pajamas under his business suit or whether he went through the…

We were playing never have I ever and I said, “Never have I ever eaten a blue food.” Then, as always happens, we fell into discussing the notion that there are no naturally occurring blue foods. How even blueberries are actually more purple than blue. And then he said, “what about the robin’s eggs?” He…

She sat in the third row watching a group of musicians play in front of a glass window that looked out upon a garden. The musicians’ bodies meandered and stuttered, mirroring the improvisational sounds they were weaving together from their instruments. Behind them, the wind was causing branches of trees and shrubs to flounce their…

I pressed the button for 10. The elevators began to close, then popped back open as a man dashed inside. He pushed 5 and then looked at me and frowned. I suppose he was hoping he would have the elevator to himself. As we started to ascend, the man stepped very close to the doors.…

He had thought about walking since it was so sunny out, but he was short on time so he pulled out his phone and ordered a car. He did not notice the car at first because the picture on the app looked to be a black car, and the car that drove up was more of…