#49

A man and a woman were sharing a bag of sunflower seeds on a bench. The woman was telling the man about someone she saw earlier who reminded her of him.

“You say the man was tall. But tall relative to what, exactly?” The man asked while tossing some seeds in his mouth.

The woman brushed some stray seeds off of his shirt and on to the ground before responding.

“This man lay across several seats on the 6 train. Five and a half seats, to be exact. And there was a few inches above his head to the edge of the first seat. So really, he was 5 and a quarter subway seats long.”

“Okay!” The man said, reaching for more seeds. “That is some information I can use.”